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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long
and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.
How To Play Bullshit Bingo
- Before your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, use my Bullshit Bingo Card Generator or create your own Bullshit Bingo card.
- Prepare yourself by drawing a square. (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size.)
- Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
- Write one of the "Bullshit" words/phrases in each block.
- Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
- When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Bullshit Word/Phrase List
- strategic fit
- core competences
- best practice
- bottom line
- to tell you the truth
- out of the loop
- think outside the box
- fast track
- knowledge base
- at the end of the day
- touch base
- client focus(ed)
- game plan
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Adam, Atlanta
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David, Florida
"What a blast! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Dan, New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited
for the fifth box."
- Ben, Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third
time in two hours."
- Paul, Cleveland
"When I won and yelled "BULLSHIT!" the woman sleeping next to me slid off
- Joseph, Los Angeles.
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